15 Of The Corniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

Dad joke (noun, informal): An unoriginal or unfunny joke of a type supposedly told by middle-aged or older men.

We’ve all heard them. We’ve all tried to prevent them. And failing that, we’ve all groaned at them. I don’t think men necessarily lose their sense of humor when they become dads, but as we all know, things change. Eventually they just permanently settle for a bunch of bad puns. Really, really bad puns.

Check out the list below, which contains the absolute worst of the worst dad jokes ever.

1. They have vegetable jokes


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2. Simple one-liners


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3. Breakfast Jokes


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4. Grilling puns


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5. Tire-d Cracks


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6. Then sometimes they are out of this world


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7. And other times full of hot air


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8. Holiday jokes


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9. Beach cracks


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10. First time dads are even worse


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11. It can get in-tense


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12. They can be fake


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13. And deserve a multitude of face palms


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14. They make rash decisions


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15. But sometimes they are pure rubbish


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