7. “I’d like him to look like an aging 70’s rock star. Perfect!”

He’s got the moves like Jager!
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8. Those furry little tippy-tappy toes!

Sure, it’s a little modern, but we think he pulls it off.
9. Looks like a dog wearing a dog coat.

This may be the worst haircut on the list. But it’s so bad that it’s funny.
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