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15 Pun-Tastic Signs Created By An Empty-Nester With Dad Jokes To Spare

Punny dad humor signs

7. It goes like this: “Cows have hooves because they lactose.”

community sign that says: "Eucalyptus the plant named after what it would say if you pruned it"
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Kinda heartbreaking, if you think about it.

8. Go ahead and roll your eyes… we sure did!

community sign that says: "I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps. he gave me a blank stare."
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Top-notch dad joke.

9. Vince’s Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook page currently has over 162,000 followers.

community sign that says: "that awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right by you."
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Well, they do say ignorance is bliss.

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