15 Relatable Tweets from Parents Who Might Be Ready for School To Start

Posted: August 4, 2023

7. Making New Friends.

Legit call from the school:

Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

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— who cares (@DianaG2772) March 8, 2023

Kids are so good at making new friends. Like… too good.

8. Skill Development.

give a child a fish, they will spit it on the ground

teach a child to fish, they will hook some part of ur body

there’s no lesson here, everyone loses
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) July 25, 2023

There is a very specific type of patience required to teach a child a new skill.

9. Quick Trick To Combat Memory Loss.

told my daughter that I couldn't remember the name of another dad and she said "just call him big dog, dads like that" in case any of you big dogs are looking for a life coach
— 🌜🤷‍♂️ Dad Moon Rising 🤷‍♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) June 14, 2023

Kids are geniuses. Dads do like that.

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