3. Why didn’t they take the cat to the vet?
He was feline fine!
Two groans for this one. No apologies. We like cats and funny puns, and we thought you might be feline the same.
4. A piece of string walks into a bar one day.
The Bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The sad string left. Suddenly, he had a brilliant idea. He began twisting himself and creating a loop; then, he brushed one of his ends to a luxurious fluff. He returned to the bar, and the bartender said, “I thought I just told you we don’t serve strings here.”
The string responded, “I’m a frayed knot.”
This knee-slapper gets four groans. As a former sailor, I have never heard this one, which is unusual.
Want to be happier in just 5 minutes a day? Sign up for Morning Smile and join over 455,000+ people who start each day with good news.
