3. Why didn’t they take the cat to the vet?
He was feline fine!
![Image shows a beautiful gray tabby cat with striking blue eyes.](https://www.inspiremore.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Cheesy-Puns-Cat.jpg)
Two groans for this one. No apologies. We like cats and funny puns, and we thought you might be feline the same.
4. A piece of string walks into a bar one day.
The Bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The sad string left. Suddenly, he had a brilliant idea. He began twisting himself and creating a loop; then, he brushed one of his ends to a luxurious fluff. He returned to the bar, and the bartender said, “I thought I just told you we don’t serve strings here.”
The string responded, “I’m a frayed knot.”
![Image shows a rope tied off with a frayed knot.](https://www.inspiremore.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Cheesy-Puns-Frayed-Knot.jpeg)
This knee-slapper gets four groans. As a former sailor, I have never heard this one, which is unusual.
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