“Rating All The Inedible Objects My Tortoise Tries To Eat”

A tortoise’s regular diet includes leafy greens, vegetables, and fruit. Offering a wide selection from those major groups provides a healthy meal plan. However, that does not stop a tortoise from eating everything it wants.

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This little tortoise is a diva with an eating disorder. His owner took time to rate each non-edible thing Juno has attempted to eat. The Mac Book was the first item to receive an 8 out of 10 rating. Juno is shown trying to munch on an appetizing button on the taskbar. The owner feeds Juno the type of foliage and other tortoise-safe foods, but that doesn’t keep him away from the “better” stuff.

If you are a guest in their home, expect to have your toes nibbled. This dietary fixation is rated 12 out of 10 and is labeled “Iconic.” Following that, in the “pretty stupid” category, is trying to eat a fake banana. This only got a rating of 3 out of 10, but I feel that is in error. Bananas are a fruit, so little Juno was trying.

You might expect the tortoise to try eating the cat’s food, but that didn’t happen. Instead, Juno thought he could eat the plate, earning a 7 of 10 rating. Not done playing with the cat, Juno jeopardizes his life by trying to chomp the cat’s toes. Although the cat seems to be taking it in stride, one has to wonder when that murder mitten will make an appearance. This experience was not rateable.

After the Amazon delivery, Juno saw the box and tasted it. He found it relatively flat, offering only 2 out of 10. You should follow Juno on TikTok and check out his cool outfits.

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