5. This is very clever!
At SFO security, stepping out of the body scan thingy.
TSA: I need to check your pocket.
me: ok but it’s empty
TSA: now I need you to turn two and a half times
me (confused): wait what?
TSA: (grins slyly)
me: oh, I get it. Let me warm up firstVideos by InspireMore
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) February 2, 2020
Tony didn’t even know he was being recognized when this guy made an awesome, punny joke.
6. A bit redundant, eh?
Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) January 4, 2020
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”
He should’ve definitely said a different name.
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