BREAKING NEWS: Turkeys are staging mass uprisings to thwart the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. Across the United States, families are preparing to roast turkeys for an annual feast. The turkeys are not on board with this celebration and have organized attack strike forces in residential neighborhoods. Watch as a woman records (laughing and cussing) about turkeys in her yard.
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This is not an isolated event. In the town of Kentwood, Michigan, Gary has been the central figure organizing flocks of wild turkeys and training them to attack. “General” Gary passed away, but he left Gary Junior to fill his slot. Community members have organized a Facebook group to track the movements of these rogue birds as they terrorize the sleepy community.
Although some people keep turkeys as pets, these dangerous animals wreak havoc in many communities. At Alston Ridge Elementary in Cary, NC, the school principal was forced to use an umbrella to protect students, staff, and parents. In some instances, people are unbothered by the turkeys. That changes quickly when the turkeys go into attack mode. In Staten Island, the turkeys have taken over an entire neighborhood, terrorizing an elderly resident.
As you can see in the footage above, the turkeys relentlessly try to attack anything. The size makes no difference: cars, buses, or pedestrians are fair game for these bloodthirsty critters. We’re awaiting part two to see if Elly could retrieve her shoes.
Reports continue to filter in as these groups of rogue turkeys attack unsuspecting citizens. If you have a turkey in your freezer, you’re already late because it takes approximately five days to thaw completely in the fridge.
Please share if you have noticed this frightening behavior in your neighborhood. Humor intended.
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