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Woman Shares Hilarious List Of All The Things Her Friend Has Confidently Said Wrong

Left image shows the book published with all the things a friend said wrong. Right image shows Kellie, the recipient, laughing at the book.

We’ve all misspoke a time or two. A typical friend will correct you and let it ride. A true friend writes down every single time you said things wrong and publishes it in a book! We can imagine that Kayla and Kellie have a lot of laughs when they get together. Kellie doesn’t always hit the mark when trying to say things. Kayla, not one to miss an opportunity, has been writing down all these misspoken words and phrases.

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When they got together, Kayla shared the newly published book of things said wrong, appropriately named The List. Both women laugh as they flip through the pages, revealing silly things Kellie has said wrong. Examples include her saying “a terminator” when she meant “exterminator” and “kidnapped in broad daylight” when she meant “abducted in plain sight.”

Nothing is sacred in Kellie’s mouth. “Ludacris” becomes “Lucifer.” “Alix Earle, a TikTokker, becomes “Earl Jones.” The list seems almost endless. There are people, places, and things, and well-known phrases.

Two pages from "The List," a book of all the things Kellie has said wrong as recorded by Kayla.
Image from TikTok.

Perhaps the most hilarious part of this aphasia fantasia is that Kellie spouts out these things she has said wrong with the confidence of a major league pitcher. Like it’s the bottom of the ninth, with two outs, their worst batter at the plate, and he has two strikes confidence.

It really is a beautiful book. Each page contains a “Kellie-ism” with the actual word or phrase. Kellie takes the gentle roasting in stride, laughing harder than Kayla as the two flip through the books. The music (?) you hear is a poorly played recorder, although it resembles the women’s laughter at the beginning.

These are the bestest of friends.

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